No, I'm not talking about my ability to run a fever constantly for an unspecified period of time (since that's not cool or useful). Seriously, picture this...
Gotham City/Metropolis/Wherever late at night. Dark alley. Typical thugs mugging some poor guy scene. A superheroine approaches from the shadows. Thug 1 panics and shoots her in the chest. She staggers for a second, then keeps walking forward. She steps into the light to reveal a bullet wound from which no blood oozes.
That's my super-power. I don't bleed. Seriously, I freaked out a phlebotomist. It took her several stabs with the needle to find a vein, and when she finally did, it took a few minutes just to fill three vials. She went to bandage up my arms, and it turned out to be unnecessary, because they weren't bleeding. This woman stabbed a needle all the way into my arm, and I didn't bleed. Not a drop. Not even from the site where she was finally able to collect the blood.
The Urgent Care I went to Sunday couldn't do a fingerprick blood draw on me because they couldn't get enough blood to test. Apparently, my weird combination of low blood pressure, anemia, fever, and being dehydrated has made my veins tiny and shrunken far away from the surface of my skin, and has also slowed my blood down to a crawl.
You know what this means...If I can't bleed, I can't bleed to death. Bam. Superpower.
I'm thinking of going by "Hypotensia", or maybe "Anemia Girl".
Showing posts with label fever. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 11, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
How to determine if you should take a sick day...
My baby has felt really crappy all weekend, and Sunday night his fever shot up to 102. My husband and I reached a consensus that, if he didn't feel better in the morning, he was staying home. Unfortunately, I had projects at work that absolutely required I be there, so my hubby got to stay home all day with the baby.
I can't complain too much, since they cleaned the whole house. But I always hate being at work when my little guy is not feeling well. He still wasn't doing great last night, and he was just feeling well enough this morning to go to school. (He's been over 24 hours without a fever now.)
But my hubby and I talked about it and, since he got yesterday off, if the preschool calls saying my son needs to come home, I'm going to get him today. This got me to thinking about how we validate sick days. Take the test below to determine if you should call in to work today.
I can't complain too much, since they cleaned the whole house. But I always hate being at work when my little guy is not feeling well. He still wasn't doing great last night, and he was just feeling well enough this morning to go to school. (He's been over 24 hours without a fever now.)
But my hubby and I talked about it and, since he got yesterday off, if the preschool calls saying my son needs to come home, I'm going to get him today. This got me to thinking about how we validate sick days. Take the test below to determine if you should call in to work today.
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