Maybe you've heard of that new TLC (of course) show, "Outrageous Kids' Parties". It's where TLC finds a different genre of bottom-dwellers to showcase and mock, in this case, parents so affluent and entitled that they throw their grade-school children birthday parties costing tens of thousands of dollars (more than many of us spent on our weddings).
It is in conflict with this "anything for my baby" cultural mindset that I presently find myself. See, I went birthday shopping for my son the other day. I got all his presents in one big trip.
I spent $60.