Fortunately, if your morals are flexible enough and/or you're willing to sacrifice your ethics, you can actually use the impending arrival of your little one as a cash cow. (Don't you already feel like a cow anyway?)
I'm not even going to suggest anything that's harmful to yourself or your little one. Just a few simple things for which there's a market, and that only pregnant woman can provide. (In other words, I'm not going to suggest you be a medical lab rat, or sell the naming rights to your kid, or anything like that.)
Per the usual, this article is intended for humor purposes only. 8PP is not legally or financially responsible for any bad decisions you make following our tongue-in-cheek advice. (Really, we're not responsible about anything in any sense at all.)
