You ever look at the cool stuff kids get, and think about how much you wish they made the same things for adults? Well, in news that would seem wonderful, they do. Unfortunately, the actual effect is deeply, deeply, disturbing.
Because I am a kind and benevolent blogstress, I've scoured the seedy underbelly of the internet for the real-life versions of childhood products that should have been left to nostalgia. I now present the sanitized version of my findings for my readers; though my mind is permanently scarred, it's not too late for you.
