So, Mother's Day is coming up (and that means more than just hilarious entries on STFUParents).
It means my first real Mother's Day.
Yes, technically I was a mother on Mother's Day last year, and a mom-to-be the year before. But being pregnant on Mother's Day only counts so much, and my jerk boss made me close the store on Mother's Day last year because he wanted to go play volleyball.
So, this is my first real Mother's Day, where my son is actually old enough to help make me a gift. And, I'm going to be selfish this year.
